Things To Do Instead Of Thinking About Today's Anniversary
Because who even can anymore.
Distractions! This is a good day for my 2021 movie rundown. There are a lot and my friend and I have been frantically trying to get through as many as possible. Honestly, it’s ridiculous that we’re not getting paid for this.
Easily The Best Movies Of The Year:
The Tragedy of Macbeth- Theatres now or Apple TV on Jan 14
Pig- Hulu
CODA- Apple TV
Drive My Car- Theatres
Only The Animals- Rental
Mass- Rental
Old Henry- Rental
The Hand Of God- Netflix
Swan Song- Apple TV
Great Documentaries:
Flee- Theatres
The Lost Leonardo- Rental
The Line- Apple TV
‘Twas The Fight Before Christmas- Apple TV
Burning- Prime
The First Wave- Hulu
The Rescue- Disney+
The Curse of Von Dutch- Hulu
Los Hermanos- Rental
Movies Worth Watching:
House of Gucci- Theatres
Dune- HBO Max
Red Rocket (EXTREMELY NSFW)- Theatres
The French Dispatch- Theatres
14 Peaks- Netflix
Summit of the Gods- Netflix
tick, tick… BOOM- Netflix
Being The Ricardos- Prime
Dear Comrades!- Hulu
Summer of Soul- Hulu
Shang-Chi- Disney+
Movies People Will Tell You Are Good That Are Actually Shockingly Bad
Titane (This is like a lazy finals project by a middling film student but it’s French and pretentious so people will tell you they love it even though if you think about it for more than five minutes you realize how just unbelievably bad it is. Watch Raw on Netflix, same writer/director but actually really really good).
Licorice Pizza (A love story about a 25 year old girl and a 15 year old boy. Sooo… no, we are not doing this.)
The Power of the Dog (If you are still shocked that people are gay and do not think that women should have any agency or tell their own stories then you will love this movie.)
Worst Movie of the Year
Don’t Look Up- Netflix (It’s honestly so bad it’s worth watching just so you can see how bad a movie can be.)
So there you have it. Things to watch other than the news today. You’re welcome.
don't look up was so astonishingly bad!!