What Even Is Treason?
A direct quote from Trump's lawyers. Probably.
Are you all watching this trial? It is both terrible and hilarious. I really wanted Trump to represent himself but it turns out the lawyers he found at the last minute by calling a number on a park bench are almost as entertaining. I went to law school. I passed the bar. That did not help me understand a single thing that Abbott and Costello said yesterday. But I did get a lesson in drinking water.
Well that’s not true, I have learned a few lessons:
It’s ok to do crimes at your jobs if you’re quitting next week.
It’s totally cool to have your accomplices in your jury.
Nebraska.
Republicans really cannot get a handle on the whole water drinking thing.
In other news, I have news! I signed with literary agent Monika Woods at Triangle House and now have to actually write a book! She already gave me homework. This may have been a mistake. But I’m in it now. Thanks so much to everyone reading this who gave me great advice or smiled and nodded while I fretted over multiple text messages.
In other other news, we’re putting on a fundraiser for Syndey Kamlager, future only black woman in the California State Senate, on the 15th. I may have already told you this. Too bad, I’m telling you again. You can register here. It is free, but I will ask you for money at the end. Come!
#FreeBritney
Watch:
Community (Netflix)- This weekend I decided to rewatch Community because it is the most delightful TV show in history and I have no regrets.
Fake Famous (HBO Max)- Instagrammers or INSTASCAMMERS??? You’re welcome.
The Impeachment Trial- Because it’s happening.
Listen:
Bunga Bunga- This podcast series about Berlusconi is wild. Italy, get your life together.
Business Wars- This is a super fun podcast about some of the most epic business wars in recent history. My favorites are Netflix vs Blockbuster (Season 1), Cereal Wars (Season 25) and Harley and the Bike Wars (Season 26) but Marvel vs DC (Season 3) and WWF vs WCW (Season 27) are on my list.
The Hercules Soundtrack- Remember this soundtrack? The Muses! Go the Distance! Oh man, what joy.
Read:
Javanka made $640 million while they were in the White House.
Magpie Murders by Anthony Horowitz- Currently reading this with my book club. It’s like if an episode of Midsomer Murders was a book. Also, watch Midsomer Murders.
Accidentally Wes Anderson- This delightful book and instagram account is photos of places around the world that look like they’re off the set of a Wes Anderson movie. It’s wonderful and will give you lost of places to add to your post-COVID travel list.